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Musical_Magic  
22 Mar 2009 14:50 | Quote
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You sleep with your guitar at night

Your friend says brace yourself, and you say "I'm not an acoustic guitar!"


All i can think of for now, post yours too!
case211  
22 Mar 2009 16:36 | Quote
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you fantasize about during the day

you study more on scales, chords, amps, and effects than you do for that pesky Physics test coming up.

The last one is totally me but I'm getting help from Dr. Fender!
Dyl4N  
22 Mar 2009 17:02 | Quote
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when u rather prefere to be with ur guitar than with ur gf/bf...jajajajaja...that's not mine...but i know a guy who is like that XD
patleh  
22 Mar 2009 17:21 | Quote
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you read theory books, and lessons in classes.
RelaxedDude  
22 Mar 2009 17:25 | Quote
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your friend says his shredder is broken and you think of SRV
JazzMaverick  
22 Mar 2009 18:53 | Quote
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When you know exaclty what the band is playing

When you ignore what someone's saying and find the tempo in their conversation.

@ Dylan, Guy? You secretly mean me, right? :D haha
EMB5490  
22 Mar 2009 19:35 | Quote
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you hand in a song you were working on in math instead of the homework

you try to hum a rhythm in your head but your acctually singing it out loud

your ringtone is a randy rhoads song :) :) :)

your notebook is full of drawing of your rig and writing your name on guitars

Dyl4N  
22 Mar 2009 21:01 | Quote
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@jazzy:
jaja, not really...i wasnt thinking at u at all...is real i have a friend who loves more his guitar than his gf...he could sel his gf for buying new strings for his guitar jajajaja

and about the tempo in the conversation...i do it all the time jajajaja...sometimes is better than hear other ppl telling u about nonsenses =P
Empirism  
23 Mar 2009 00:10 | Quote
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When you shred words that others cant get clear what you saying, you bend your vocals and use vibrato on voice. You do guitar shaped food and eat them with your pick. Your girlfriend or boyfriend sleep on couch because in bed there no space left. Your car is Honda Jazz.

Mmm, theres couple I think xD..
shredguitar17  
23 Mar 2009 04:34 | Quote
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When you spen art classes at college or time inbetween to write songs and or riffs

When you have nearly every guitar magazine

When you have signed up for every guitar site possible

When your bored you jump straight for your guitar

You get upset when you can't play a song right

When you see someone on youtube post a crazy tapping song that you know you can't do yet you try it anyways...

Yeah all of em are def me.
MuseFan  
23 Mar 2009 06:19 | Quote
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@dyl4n that could be me lol my last one broke up just for that reason lol
6StringEvil  
23 Mar 2009 08:11 | Quote
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when you strum your long hair instead of combing it. :P lol
BodomBeachTerror  
23 Mar 2009 10:56 | Quote
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when you constantly are playing air guitar. not the cheesey wannabe air guitar, like picking or fingering an actual song. i do that like all the time
vincejonesiii  
23 Mar 2009 11:12 | Quote
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when you all you think about is your guitiar how to make this note or tone and how your going to get it

all i do is play WoW and guitar and not even think or lust about women
macandkanga  
23 Mar 2009 12:14 | Quote
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when you make a guitar at work with rubberbands and a shoe box.
vincejonesiii  
23 Mar 2009 12:18 | Quote
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haha
case211  
23 Mar 2009 12:57 | Quote
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@bodom i do that in the hallways at my school all the time, i just pray that no one catches me when eruption or crazy train is on my ipod!
macandkanga  
23 Mar 2009 13:03 | Quote
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I also have a "guitar" on my iPhone. You can play the guitar, change effects and amps, write tab, and play tab. It's the coolest thing ever. I just finished tabbing Dance of the Maya by Mahavishnu Orchestra on it!
Heather  
23 Mar 2009 14:34 | Quote
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macandkanga says:
when you make a guitar at work with rubberbands and a shoe box.


I've been there. In english aswell! I was verry bored that day.

You know you're addicted to guitar when you try playing it while you're watching TV. (It happens)
jcb3000  
23 Mar 2009 15:52 | Quote
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Whenb you listen to a song on the radio and try figure it out in your head.
Dyl4N  
23 Mar 2009 16:20 | Quote
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@musefan: jajaja...dude that's insane...is cool tho, jajaja...

ur addicted to guitar when u do like u r playing one in the subway or anyway in the street and ppl look u as a weird bug, that's mine...and i think most of the forum mmbrs around :P jajaja
Phip  
23 Mar 2009 16:35 | Quote
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you know you are addicted to guitar when you dress it up in high heels, short skirt..........nevermind

when you buy new strings and you ask if they come with a freshness guarantee

Phip
Nightmare  
23 Mar 2009 17:45 | Quote
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When you go playing air guitar all day long when you're not next to your guitar.
When strum any kind of string you see or use some objects as a guitar neck when you're so bored.
When you keep a Dunlop JazzI pick with you wherever you go.
When you mix up songs guitar solos in your head.
aterrell  
23 Mar 2009 18:23 | Quote
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When yer afraid to go study in the library cuz you might be tempted to look for a book on theory.
When you try to vibrato and mute the "strings" when you play guitar hero songs you can play on real guitar.
When yer shreddin a scale air guitar style and making the notes with yer mouth.
When instead of writing notes in class, you write out the entirety of a scale.
EMB5490  
23 Mar 2009 18:36 | Quote
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you take 2 desks a very long rubber band and hold them down with somthing and start playing guitar when thers a sub lol.
Crunch  
23 Mar 2009 21:50 | Quote
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When you're designated "most likely to cure cancer while playing his guitar." I was rather flattered by that.

You slay the ladies with your rendition of "Over the Hills and Far Away," especially after teaching them to play "Smoke on the Water." It makes for an interesting night.

Anytime one of your friends hears a bat*** insane solo they instantly ask if you can play it. Your standard answer is "I could try."

In your freshman World History class you played Iron Man on a rubber band and the notoriously irritable teacher was totally psyched instead of angry.
league  
24 Mar 2009 02:08 | Quote
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when your bandmates get surprised at how much you practice guitar.
brodyxhollow  
24 Mar 2009 07:43 | Quote
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when someone laughs when you talk about changing your g-string and you don't get it.
case211  
24 Mar 2009 07:53 | Quote
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when you find it almost heart-breaking that you cannot play a song on guitar hero that you can on real guitar
6StringEvil  
24 Mar 2009 08:16 | Quote
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brodyxhollow says:
when someone laughs when you talk about changing your g-string and you don't get it.

Good one..lol

When you get withdrawal symptoms if you dont play it for 8 hours.
JazzMaverick  
24 Mar 2009 12:28 | Quote
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8 hours?! I get withdrawl in 10 minutes man! Obsession is my name :D
MuseFan  
24 Mar 2009 14:17 | Quote
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Just 10 minutes meh lol :P
Dyl4N  
24 Mar 2009 17:02 | Quote
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when u talk about guitars with a random person as if he knows what r u talking about hahaha...


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