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Because I think everyone deserves a break from this stressful world of knowledge every now and then.
"Have a break, have a kit-kat"
Anyway, I thought people could post stuff that makes them laugh (nothing disturbing like blood and guts, thank you) so that we can all chill and enjoy something for a moment. It's healthy and saves us from arguing, which happens fairly often.
SO! First is Eddie Izzard. Late Night Shopping. But in Lego form!
Second, this is actually music related! (And game related)
Joined: 21 Aug 2008 United Kingdom Licks: 2 Karma: 19
Good idea Jazz Mavewick, my sense of humour might be different but non-the less, here's cartoon george bush having a custume party.
And there's my VERY HIGH TECH (random mobile phone vidio) vidio of me and the group performing in out town hall for 'Junk' our band, starting again for me on Monday, to see me wait for the tuna cans and I'm a blur almost falling down the stairs and sways behind a curtain...ENJOY!
(P.S but yes I am still a chicken...It's just the vid quaility...promise!)
Joined: 20 Mar 2008 United States Licks: 1 Karma: 2
^ Ahh! I hate how NBC takes SNL skits off the Youtube and only has them on their site. I can't find the Agent 420 from last Saturday with James Franco in it. That one was hilarious, especially since I saw a dude who looked exactly like him today.
It was a guy with a rainbow headband, long hair, swinging on a swing in the park smoking a doobie. Me and my friend watched him for 5 minutes, we couldn't stop cracking up.:D
Joined: 20 Mar 2008 United States Licks: 1 Karma: 2
Muhahah the OJ Trial was great!
Guy: "I WAS stuck on a deserted island, but this "If I Did It" book washed up onshore."
OJ: "Oh hey, that's my book, "I Did It"
OJ's Lawyer: "I think you mean IF You did it."
OJ: "Eh, whatever."
Lawyer: so you just showed up here today on the courthouse steps today?
Andy:yes
Lawyer: So why did you come here
Andy: I came here to stop OJ from murdering that woman, im not too late am i?
Guy from deserted island: About 10 years too late my friend
LOL this season so far is much improved from last seasons
Joined: 28 Aug 2008 United Kingdom Lessons: 24 Licks: 37 Karma: 47 Moderator
Animator Vs. Animation. Actually hilarious.
Parking Tickets
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack.
I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'
He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, ' McCain '08.'
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells me that it's important for my health.
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You can edit your posts after you have posted them by clicking on the red "EDIT POST" button by where the quote button normally is. You can only edit your post if it's the last post to be posted in that thread though.
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Don't even ask me how i found this, but a friend and I found it and it looks like my friend haha, so it caught my eye. After this if you don't laugh or smile, wait til later on tonight. And just bring it up and look at another screen, and just listen to him. Haha.
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Computer Problem
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard, the 11 year
Old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to
Come over.
Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID
Ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
Richard grinned. 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error
Before?''
No,' I replied.
'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it
Out.'