Time to get to know each other...

Hello, my name is Evan.

Well, there's not really a lot to say about me. But, here's me in a nutshell.


START.


In 1st, and 2nd grade, I was beaten up by girls.

I once ate dog food because I figured that if the dog likes it, it must be good.

I split my pants in gym class, which lead to everyone knowing that I wore scooby-doo boxers.

I've been obsessed with Titanic since I was a little kid.

I've decided that since I've acknowledged the fact that I'm crazy, I'm not actually crazy (lets see the mental ward get me now!)

I talk to myself when I have no one else to talk to (and after 2 minutes, myself has decided he doesn't like talking to me...himself....myself....)

I'm not the kind of person you bring home to mom and dad - I'm the kind of person you blindfold and bring home to the mental facility, shove me out of your car, and then drive away really fast.

I believe that you can't say you love someone until you've at least once wanted to kill them.

I have very few friends, so if I say you are one of my mates, it means something.

I'm clumsy.

I'm awkward.

I'm weird (but aren't we all just a little bit weird?).

I don't get jealous, I get really angry with someone else because they are invading my territory (which isn't even mine) - Respect my authoritah.

I'm not horribly ugly, but I'm no George Clooney.


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Really? I know people say there's a fine line between love and hate. But to actually contemplate killing the one you love is a bit over the top. You'd make the other feel majorly unsafe.

Anyhoo.

I am Missy.

I'm obsessed with music and any means of expression.

I enjoy toying with emotion, and seeing how far it's willing to go.

I love to analyse, especially myself.

I used to skateboard until I broke my elbow. I now want to snowboard, yet I've chosen the crapest country to live in for that.

I am really into anime. I've overheard others calling me an Otaku.

I've been in a fight every year I've been in school and one year in college because I'm different and was put down because I was smarter than everyone else. Shame I listened to them.

I am now no longer afraid to stand up and fight when I see it's necessary. Though I'll try to avoid it if I can.

I have more guy friends than girls, personally because I grow tired of most of their typical characteristics.

I ate a worm, once. I too, have tried dog food along with cat food. It's not really bad for us, just tastes insanely weird.

I've been asked out on a date more than 30 times this month, flattering I'm sure. Yet I hold no desire in relationships what so ever.

Ask me some embarrassing stuff, I guess. Because I can’t think of any at the moment.

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If you were stung by a stingray, and couldn't urinate at the moment......would you let Phip pee on you?

Well I definitely didn't expect that kind of question! If it meant saving my life, sure.

O_O

..awkward

Ok, now you do me.

Agreed Bodom! Why don't you fill in some stuff about you?

The brilliance of innuendos.

I have many questions, but all the ones I can think of are inappropriate for a guitar forum. I'll think of some when I come back from a meeting. I'll be a few hours.

well.. skold question was pretty inappropriate for a guitar forum lol

ill do one laterz

You make it sound like I said it in a church.

lol at skold, very personal stuff, well...here goes.

my name is elliott, learn it know it, call me it, my username emb is my initials, 5491 is the last 4 #s of my dads old credit card which i used to buy yankees, mets, islanders, and concert tix lol.

im a complete freak.

im one of the smartest kids in school, yet i get c's b/c i dont care

i h8 chocolate, i h8 milk, i love chocolate milk.

i have hammer toes lol

my knee is split in half from falling a lot, which leads me to say

im very clumsy


i try to be as different as possible, u say white, i say black, i dont want to blend it. i want to be unique and not follow crowds.

i look and feel like im on drugs

i used to wear socks (got the nickname longstockings until like middle school. i wore then since kindergarden) i started to not wear them at like 5th grade. in 7th grade i was called foggy by my teacher, so now my nickname is foggy, thts what most call me anyway.

i have friends, very close ones, some tht are ***s, some tht i dont even know y i know...

i hate liars, be who you are, dont lie

music is my life, my body, my mind and all i do with it. i love rock, early metal, and classical.

im very quiet when not surrounded by friends, then im a complete ass.

all my teachers h8 me for:talking back, being a smart ass, mocking them, making them feel retarded, not caring, not paying attention, and beeing an ass.

i dont like gifts. i h8 them.

ive always wondered wut its like to die.

i dont believe any 1 cares about me, a reson for me wanting to die,
1)how cool would it be?!!?
2)see how ppl react
3)im a freak

i also dont care what other people think about me, or i try not to. i wear, say, be, act what i want.

im completely addicted to these animal multi vidamons lol. they taste soo good.

brandy, wine, others....taste awsome
beer, liquor, martinis unflavored, suck.martinis flavored are freakng awsome!

im butt ugly

i express myself, i dont care what u think.

im funny in lots of ways.

i think the human body is awsome, id love to be a docotor or see how it works

err dcould add more but rather not, some random things i accomplished...broke my window...11 times. jumped on pool cover broke it and fell in, 2 times. thrown pencil sharperner out window at school, once, had it hit a car, once. lol. hit aa golf ball into a net, then hit another and realize the net has a hole and i just hit someones house, once. fell off boats, too many times. locked myself in trunk to see how cool it is...it isnt tht fun, once, been locked in a trunk b/c im annoying, twice. detentions, like months worth, suspentions, never. telling my teacher she drinks too much coffe and has a caffine rush! PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well... My name is not important because I dont remember to be borned.

Ive never ate dog food, because its dog food.

Marital status: Married.
number of scoundrells: 2

Some people call me weird, some people call me lovely and some people just hate me.

Im enjoying a dim lights with music and a wine...(more the better)

I actually like womens...(more the better)

I dont like hangovers.

I dont like moral hangovers.

I cant look to a mirror without laughing.

I believe that someday I can write something reasonable.

If I ever wanted to be something else that im not. I think I wanted to be a Sufi mystic.

erm...thats me.

i like thos, the womens, and hangovers especially lol.

Someone married it?

Haha, I kid.

So many tried, so many failed. Most of them run off screaming... rest of them left exhausted...have u watched a movie sincity? everyone can have luck... :P

My given name(s) are/is Jonathan Christopher.

I usually go by Jon or (C)runch. I've noticed mostly girls use the C and guys not (development during high school football); Crunch became my nickname in middle-school, it rhymes with part of my last name.

I enjoy learning about pretty much anything, be it through books, television, school, or whatever.

I really dislike it when people list magazines or "none" as their favorite book. I suppose allitercay in general really pisses me off.

When I speak to people I usually only look them in the eye when I initially begin speaking with them. I don't like the feeling of looking people in the eye because I feel like I can tell a lot from them, then I feel people might feel as though they're being violated. I don't feel like this when someone else stares into my eyes, so I'm not sure why I do this and feel the way I do.

I've liked the Red Hot Chili Peppers for as long as I can remember.

I do well in school, but not as well if I could if I studied a lot. I usually do what it takes to get an A. It doesn't really bug me if I do poorly on a test or something, I'm much more concerned about whether or not I learned something (this as opposed to some letter).

I am generally open-minded: I've had many friends berate me for not believing in God/Jesus as a personal savior/god/whathaveyou, but I refuse to vilify religions just for the sake of it. I really like what some religions teach about love (peace, the like), but the blind following is what generally makes me "iffy."

I like all kinds of beer. My favorite being Guinness, but I also enjoy Blue Moon, Sam Adams, Budweiser, and on some occasions, Busch Light! I'm also a fan of Jack Daniels, especially mixed with coke.

People usually find I'm a lot nicer than they expect. I attribute this to my general mood and attitude. I'm generally quiet, but if I do speak, it is often in complete sentences and with words that aren't necessarily monosyllabic. I also tend to speak using metaphors and allusions which, I assure you, make sense, but most people don't get them. I absolutely love it when I find a person I can talk to without "dumbing" my speech down.

So that's some of it, I suppose.

Im Clay,

i look up to john lennon, jim morrison, and syd barret

i think out side of the box

i think there is a fine line drawn between dreams and reality, but to me that line is clearly invisible

im open minded to almost anything, knowlege is power, you should take all you can get

my religion is very skewed, i was born christian, but lately i quit beleiving in god, (God is a concept by which we measure our pain. -John lennon), sometimes organized religion can annoy me, but some ideals of other religions I.E. buddhism, hinduism, yin and yang, all intrige me

im a good student, but i space out alot in class

i spend almost all my time writng poetry, lyrics, philosiphys, etc

i love reading ancient greek and roman literature, and shakespearian works

my fav. bands are the doors, the beatles, and pink floyd

im a band geek, and proud of it

im different, but my parents tell me i try so hard to be differnt, that im just like everyone else

im a hippy, and global warming is caused by man

i support obama

ive lost faith in the US

Give peace a chance!

My all time favorite song is "Imagine" by John Lennon

death intrigues me,

although im way underage, i like some alcoholic drinks, some beers and whiskys, etc. and i frankly dont care what you think of about that

ive never been kissed, ive never had a girlfriend, im a virgin to love, but i beleive love is like a flower give it time and it will grow, i just havent found the right garden to plant my seed

i like to talk in metaphors and it really pisses people off

snl is my alltime favorite tv show,

music is my life, my love, and all that fuels me

I'm Nick.

I'm twenty years old and I still have empty dreams of being a rock star.

Never ate dog food or cat food.

My best friend owns a skunk.

I fell off a car once.

I've had strings of bad relationships over the years. Oh well.

I'm ambitious but lazy.

Beer is good. Wine is okay. Liquor ends badly. I used to smoke a lot of pot. Now I don't.

Blind Melon is my favorite band.

man, i love blind melon, they are awesome

Im me (kinda)

.. and if u try to make me not me i wont like you.. probly forever

homeschool ftw!

Darth Vader IS my father, Luke and Leah had no idea they had a brother

i dislike cheese

i love sayin cheese tho

im kinda dumb, but idc

there are a total of.. 12 guitars in my house

hmmm... thats all i guess =p

I'm Alex. I'm pretty Anti-Social, like people want to hang out with me. But I'm like meh to most and don't really care either way. But if I like someone. I love them and want to spend all my time with them.

I don't like many things either, but I also love them and get addicted. So an addictive personallity, but it takes allot for me to like something.

It basiclly works like that with just about everything.


I like to read allot, but I havn't read anything truely good since I was like 12. When I was 7 my mom started making me read all the classics, and I ended up loving 19th century Sci-fi and Adventure novels. And read all that I can get without spending allot of money on books out of print for like 50+ years...

I like Thrash metal and Power metal, as well as Jazz, fusion and such. I love going to the Opera and stuff. The Metal is what I listen to most, but I know allot of fusion stuff, just don't listen to it too much, I enjoy looking at it's sheet music more though... :/ The Thrash which is my favrite is generally rare out of print stuff. But I've found some stores in other countrys (and Ebay too...) that have old stuff that you can't find on the internet. It would cost allot, but... I dunno, other people say they buy this album or that for like 70 bucks. I get a 25 year old one with beer dried into the cover thing and a scractched CD (which can be fixed) for like 5-10 bucks. So I''m like sweet.

I'm Marc

I played in grunge bands in high school when Nivana was still together

I never wanted to be a rockstar but alwasy wanted to play music

I spent a summer following the grateful Dead and went to a rainbow gathering (it's nothing homosexual but there was this nakid guy dancing)

I'm a computer geek by profession

I live in San Antonio and burn very easly

I'm 6'4" and pretty awkward

I'm a big smart ass and i'm pretty witty

I'm a tight ass and only buy things if they have good value and never bought any equipment except for some fx pedals new everything is second hand.

o btw im 14. i figure id add that, also a huge auburn fan. lol.

rainbow gathering.... isn't that that big hippy fest in utah?

i had a friend who went to something like that, and they did a lot of drugs in the middle of the woods.

i like guitar

well thats all i could think of

I'm James

I'm can be little immature at time

I'm 16

my dad first taught me guitar and showed me how to take it all apart and set it up professionally and everything so yeh he taught me most the things i know about guitars.

i didnt get my first guitar until i had been playing for atleast 2 years so i started on my dads.

I'm pretty good at climbing things such as houses and trees

I live in a small town called East Grinstead

I'm 5'10"

I've got an IQ of 156 last time i checked

I've got a unicycle and travel to school on it everyday.

I'm quite fond of and do some of the whole juggling arts such as diabolo, devil sticks and normal juggling.

I once passed out after trying to down 1/2 litre of absinthe 80%.

I enjoy the odd gig now and again.

thats about it really lol

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I'm Tom

I sometimes feel like have lived what seems like several life times.

I'm a sous chef.
-At a small restaurant near Madison,WI
-I was burned very badly with hot oil while working and now have several scars on my right hand

I have a cat named Sergio
-He weighs around 20 lbs
-He wears a hemp collar that I made for him years ago. He becomes agitated when it comes off.

Music. Is. Everything.

I believe that the ability to express yourself artfully is something uniquely human. Knowing that I have only one life to live and a very, very meager few years to live it, I think it is important to capitalize on the fact that I have been given the opportunity to create art and live artfully.

I dabbled in theater

I used to be a really big nerd (and still find my "geek" showing from time to time)

I'm not sure if my car will last the winter

I turned down an opportunity to work at the Grateful Garcia Gathering

I have known love, both fleeting and inflammatory

I can honestly say I have hailed some Satan (in a barn shed after a long night of beer pong, jumping fire pits and too much canadian mist)

I don't want Sara Palin anywhere near the White House. Ever.

I still don't know how to play the guitar like a normal person

The project name for my jamband is "testicular sound express"

Fall is my favorite season.

I was never any good with school, but I graduated early(for all the wrong reasons). I dropped out of college after one year (for all the right reasons)

I enjoy bowling, driving around,the occasional acid flashback.

I promote legalization.

I rock harder than all of you. Period.

Forget you, Sarah Palin is hot!

My name is Rob

I have two horses with six legs

and one headless chicken that doesnt do much but lay there

I love dog food and cat food and also eat chicken feed because the chicken does not eat it

I am 5' 11" 210 LBS with long blond hair

I am getting old so I am going back to Engr. School to get my BS before I have no more brains cells left(running out)

I have 3 Kids 21,18,16

I have been married longer than most of you have been alive

I think both president canidates blow donkeys

I drink vineger straight out of the bottle

I think Phip should run for president(I would vote for him)

I spent 4 years in the U.S Army and am a Gulf war Vet.

I like Beer and snorting wiskey

Shrimp is my favorite sea food

and enjoy kicking cats(when I get a chance)

And thats about it.

My real name is Johan, but since I travel a lot to California my name has been shortened to Joe... I like it. People go, HEY JOE! And I shoot them.
(oh can you taste the puns?)

I got into music fairly randomly, but I enjoyed it so now I am where I am. I have a love/relationship with it honestly.
It is my belief interesting music comes from an interesting life.
Which is exactly where my love hate relationship comes from, because of the fine line between my normal life and music and it's anoying habbit to blur.
When you spend hours a day practicing, and in your off time doing mind exercises it becomes something very dominant, something my social conections certainly suffer from. Though most often my mind considers my music to suffer from my social conections than vice versa.
I try to compensate by living intensely with the time I do spend otherwise. Next christmas for example will be spent in the philipines, california, and a live show from B.B. King.

I saw someone liked anime, I certainly do too, there are a few shows I never miss like Gintama, One Piece and Major and some other lesser known ones.

Annother love of mine is comedy, people like Lewis Black, Bill Hicks, Ed Byrne are brilliant minds. It is not rare for me to consider a night of watching stand up shows a romantic night out.

Kay.

I'm Jacob, I'm a music addictish, I'm from a small town in British Columbia Canada, if anyone on here is a stoner you have no idea what your missing out on mang, I'm 14, everyone tells me I'm hella tall, I'm about 6'2'', I despised Rock music and guitar players until I was 13, the same time I managed to get a girlfriend XD, I'm currently contemplating dropping out of school as I've literally learned more by sitting home watching History and Discovery channels, I can speak bits of a few languages I guess but mostly only English.

As many members know I am hella stubborn and will debate random *** until I'm either blue in the face or have gotten you to bend to my will and admit defeat.

I play very few sports, only one I was good at was being a ball hockey goalie I was the best I've ever met so yeah.

I listen to a broad range of music and don't really hate anything but majority rap country pop and blues, exceptions prevail upon occasion.

I've actually not attended more than 50% of my classes in a school year since I was in Gr4

According to the school counselors who have tested me I was in Gr8 yet able to take any course in the school Gr8-12 and I would apparently be "Somewhat challenged" so I guess that means I have some intelligence

Anyone wanting to know more can add my MSN I really don't care, clonehighlover@hotmail.com

my name is not bio, i'm 20yo, and i'm from Portugal

this is my first post

i believe in science, and some mostly unknown capabilities of the human brain, also known as imagination, dream, and faith (i don't believe in god. i respect it though)

i stopped using drugs and became addicted to music
years ago, i was a computer geek
years later, became part of a 'gang' (yeah the ones that do drugs, steal, fight, drink, and other bad stuff that bad ppl do)
now i'm a peaceful, shy and simple person
i used to have a scorpion and i never ate his food

u don't know me until you get to know me, really. my past says nothing about me, but it's the only thing i tell ppl about

respect jim morrison, jimmy page, jimi hendrix, BB King, mark knopfler, and many many more...


i hate really drunk ppl.

i have double personality. a bit like dr.Jekyll and mr.Hyde - in a weirdly similar way. without the shape change.


i can't play guitar in front of other ppl

I used to be like that too bio, but it'll be a hindrance if you can't conquer it soon.

Glad to see you like Anime too, Johan.

Some more stuff about me…

I'm 18, and I'm female (to those who still don't know).

I sit on a chair like L from Death Note when I get tired of sitting in a normal position. (probably strange, but it’s a habit of mine) Was pretty funny when I first saw it though and saw that he does the same thing.

I have stubborn pride in admitting I’m wrong to my family.

I’m curious about the human mind and what chemicals really are. This is also why I question love. I’m aware of reality and think more on it when I’m smoking. As I already said, I love to analyse. Though, I find that reality can be depressing.

This is why I love music, because I haven’t understood everything about it. I’m aware of the fact it’s a means of entertainment, but I don’t care to entertain anyone but myself. Music is amazing and I can’t even express how determined I am to discover more.

I find human creations amazing, but I hate them at the same time. We are given too much power and talent and I think we should know what it’s like to be the feeble and unable for a change. Perhaps that’ll happen when the Great Depression comes again… who knows?

I am learning Japanese and Spanish.

I rarely hang out with my fellow musician friends, and am unable to jam with them because they feel they are better. I have no desire in showing off like they do, I’m fully aware that I know more than them, but I’m also aware of how much I have to learn.

I would like to jam with all of you on this site, as I feel I could get a number of styles out in each jam session. It would be a great experience.

In the mean time, I am working my way up to the government; so far, so good.

I'm aware of my looks (Also aware I'm not everyone's type, I don't care) and use that to my advantage sometimes. But only to people who I'm aware use people. I feel they deserve the same treatment.

I love nerds, dorks and geeks. I think they're the most interesting people to hang out with. Probably because I love to know smart people, and want to know what they've discovered and how they think (I love to analyse everything) although, I prefer the strong minded ones to the cry-babies. No offence, but I'm not up for dealing with all their issues every minute of the day (happened too much already).

I'll stop talking now. :D

I liked deathnote until L died, after that it kinda spiraled into non sensical plots, though the final episode was still pretty dramatic.

Fullmetal alchemist is a personal favorite... allong with cowboy bebop, some cool music in that show :)

Yeah, same actually. I also didn't like how they had these other two random characters come in and take over L's place.

I love Cowboy Bebop's soundtrack, Yoko Kano is a legendary composer, she has my full respect. I also love Cowboy Bebop :P A great show.

I still haven't finished fullmetal alcemist. I never got the rest of the episodes. I might watch them online, but I'd rather buy them.

hahaha! much more? O_o

@Jazz and why not others who are interested in similar things...

Im not sure if you know this dude already, but I wish you to check this out. There is much writings on his site too, highly recommended to spend couple quiet evenings on reading them and his books are amazing. My favorite is The eye of spirit.

http://wilber.shambhala.com/

and his writings on site can found in "boomeritis" bottom side of the mainsite. this is my favorite:

http://wilber.shambhala.com/html/books/boomeritis/sidebar_g/index.cfm/

I don't mind people who have similar interests, like people on here. You're all really interesting.

I don't know this guy, no. Seems pretty philosophical.

http://www.newsweek.com/id/163924?GT1=43001 - nice article, read it.

.. i am also the Bodom lake murderer... >=)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Bodom_murders

Bodom, you're homeschooled too? Thought I was the only freak here.