life..

Great book jcb. All the "companion" books are really great too. I bought a giant tome-ish looking thing with all of them in it. Great purchase.

well ive got a girl, weve been dating 4 almost 2 months. she rocks. one of the typical cases. me (the looser) i was way too much into her, but there was this german guy that was also into her. i gave up on her. we were friends. then i thought i didnt lose anything withaskin her out, and that was the only reason, besides some friends of mine looked convinced that she liked me. Now i know she liked me since i met her. she is from flushing or flint, i dont remember in michigan. i like her very much.

@jazz n heather: i believe you are a decent cat and hen. heather, could u share ur theories?

alf

looks like i wont go to surgeon till tomorrow, as i had a cold. im not nervous at all, but ill be five minutes before they inyect me the thing that makes u sleep

Meaning of life? I'm not sure really, I was sort of brought up as a Catholic but I'm happier being athiest so I don't really have any religious views on it. ALthough I just can't allow myself to think the universe came out of no where and the living just appeared afer a while. I have no idea about life, I'm just happy to be a part of it. But the meaning for me is to just expreiance it with my freinds and family, that's all that keeps me going just knowing it's a big world to explore out there. Even if I have no idea why or how.

Yeah I've had a gf for 2 years now. The answer to life is indeed 42, but not the answer to why we are here.
Why we are here is to ask the question that results in 42.

But even more importantly, we are here for poon or Dr. Trans hot **ings.
UMF UMF *pelvic thrusting* UMF UMF... UNGGGG
Also hot lesbians make me sad, I prefer hot BI's.

Joe, that sounded like it was directed towards me.

I'm gonna sue you for sexual harassment!

YOU WILL BEND OVER AND LIKE IT YOU HEAR ME!?

Hey, don't go stirring up bad memories for Heather.

I'm telling you, it's all the machine elves!

Skold, make the scary man stop! Joes making me cry and I'm terrified to even blink with my memories already appearing! Make him listen to your panda song, stop the madness!

was your dad killed in the war against Colonel Sanders heather?

D': He was. *SOB* You know, what the worst part of it was? Watching him in a 'Big KFC family food bucket' TV advert, with a tacky 'for £10' sign next to him, and get eaten by a wierd singing family. I don't want to talk about it!

awwww. itll be okay

@ Heather,
You poor poor chick maiden! Was dad "extra crispy"?
Phip

"You've just been Phipstered!!"

LOL

I think he was original recipe.

rofl.

poor heather. have you tried to find a rooster to ease the pain?

SOMEONE'S gotta cock her doodle-doo....

ew..

Sexual harassment...Pan-da!

The last words Heather's dad heard just before his tragic end........

Here, chickchickchickchickchick
Oooh! There's the biggest chicken ever I seed!
I want a chicken now
Me heap big chicken hawk injun






I'm a chicken hawk and you're my victim - are you gonna come
quiet or do I have to muss ya up

Poor b_stard didn't stand a chance!!!!!
Phip

Bow chicka wowow

sooo....... the secret of life is about ancient spartan chickens being murdered by persian kfc employees?

apperantely

Tonight, we dine in HELL!........But tomorrow, I'm thinkin' Arby's...

KFC! ..actually i just had kfc, got grease all over the keyboard

That's not ALL that's all over the keyboard, now is it?....

umm, no?

Shouldn'a done that......they were just boys.........poor little fellers....

im lost now

I dont really need a girl texting me every ten minutes but a good shagging once in a while does do a body good. When youre on any gig at least one girl no matter how ugly will offer herself. I wouldnt want a girl as a friend because then I'd only be thinking about how she looks naked.

@league. yyyyyeah.. i bet

Or you could, you know....not be a pervert...

LOL Some girls are too hot for me not too imagine them naked its the truth.

@ Skold I'm sure those glasses you have are Xray nudie goggles you sly dog you.

I have to say one of lifes pleasures is looking at beatiful girls with their clothes on. The mind is a beautiful thing.

Or you could, you know....not be a pervert...

I think that's my que to DELETE my pitures! ;D

I can't stand people who text their boyfriend/girlfriend all the time, it's suffocating. So I agree with you on that one at least.

that just means they like u lots, which is good

@ Jazzy,

You make an interesting point. I don't want these perv's closing their eyes and picturing me naked either! however there is another solution...........................




Haha, "Phipped" myself again!

looks just like you phip