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LOL Im still laughing at Phips comment.

@ Phip: You should have Touche Turtle as your avatar.

SG's are the ugliest abortions I've ever seen.

And you're on crack if you think the headstocks are too big.

you're right, your opinions ARE fact.

I'm expressing my opinion, just as you were. I guess anyone expressing their opinion is stating it as fact in your little world.

i don't claim others are blind or on crack if they disagree...

Doesn't mean you don't think it.

Everyone here knows you think everyone else`s opinion is below yours. It comes off in your personality.

i see. you're a psychic too... i have really underestimated you, skold. i thought you were just another human, but now i guess i'm going to have to wash your feet with perfume.

k OFF TOPIC

Don't bite Skold, you're just supplying oxygen to an arsewipe.

What's the old saying? Don't feed the troll?

stop? please? not only off topic but a childesh fight on the interweb. CEASE!

I must digress, I'm not a big fan of the Alembics either. I don't know if it's because the headstocks are big, but they seem to be Frankenstein guitars-like the parts were taken from other, wildly different guitars and put together. Then again, looks aren't everything.

I agree, Crunch. Personally, I like the profile of Les Paul's more than I do Skylark's.

i cant stand les pauls. too bulky, same with strats

There's just something I like about the look of Paul's. I really can't stand the look of Strats, either. They just look so bland.

SG's and Les Paul's are not that bad and not that good either... but the gibson bullseye one is aweeeesssooommmeeeee

Isn't that a Zakk Wylde Les Paul?

yeah thats Zakks

strats are really uncomfortable for me, theyre to heavy and the top thing digs into my chest, thats y i love V's

Strats do look kind of bland but they still look faster than Les Pauls and they just look like blues, hippie, rock, Metal guitars.
Les Pauls are beautiful sounding guitars but I wouldnt play Heavy Metal on it.

Sorry to bring this up but I don't think baude was being that 'troll'ish really, if at all.

I'm not into the look of those Alembics much myself.

i dont like those b/c emg pickups, and the action is very very low, like really realllllly low, i raised, but didnt like it, idk im prob just an idiot.

Yeah, Strats do seem to be faster than Paul's and what not.

Personally, I'm into hollow body's like the ES-335 and some of the Gretsch guitars.

i would never want to play a artist model guitar... it would feel... wrong in my hands, even if it was a really nice instrument. i mean, what does that say about ME, when i have some other dicks name on my guitar?

i want my own artist line.


but yeah, basic, traditional, graceful shapes are best... the SG, just a acoustic shaped with 2 cutaways and streamline, the les paul, just a acoustic shaped with 1 cutaway. the gibson explorer is sort of cool, but owning one would just constantly remind me i'm not james hetfield. i like telecasters, again, simple and elegant. pretty much a acoustic shape with a cutaway.

lol.

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get this guy!!!

Dude, that guitar is horribly put together.

lol how do u mean?

yeah, what makes you think that?

and jack white should be lynched for sucking so hard. seriously, i could write a jack white album in one day, minus the "unique" but not especially good vocals.

i like jack white, not an insanely great musician, but his music sure beats the crap out of that alternative, mainstream crap they play on the radio. and i personally like his voice

'not insanely great'???

when was the last time he wrote a song that wasn't more then a simple power chord riff that any of us could come up with in ten minutes of fiddling around on guitar? and his 'solo/licks' are pathetic...

i can't really think of a mainstream band that isn't better then jack white. it really pisses me off that he can make a living doing that shit. he should be starving, living off alcohol bars give him to play for a night.

k hes not a good musician, but people like him so hes famous. i like him too, he has an awesome sense of humor

What makes me think that? From the horrible design to the awful placement of the electronics, it sucks hard.

its retro

Doesn't mean it's good.

no, but i do think its cool

Meh, to each his own.

we could say anyone is shit at anything but that still doesnt mean they are.for all we know jack white could be one crazy motherf****r on guitar but just chooses not to write that. just what i think, and they have some good songs.

Then they are just really stupid for not writing the good stuff/showing their REAL ability's.

well apparently not just any of you,otherwise you'd have your songs covered by bands such as Living colour and Audioslave.:P

i would never want to play a artist model guitar... it would feel... wrong in my hands, even if it was a really nice instrument. i mean, what does that say about ME, when i have some other dicks name on my guitar?



i want my own artist line.

'not insanely great'???



when was the last time he wrote a song that wasn't more then a simple power chord riff that any of us could come up with in ten minutes of fiddling around on guitar? and his 'solo/licks' are pathetic... 

the problem is that i dont see u at any channel on the TV...