Virginity

dude i thought sex and rock-n-roll are drugs

no cause they aren't a substance and they're something that you can do everyday and not like OD

ya just today i lost it :p

yeah right Ibanez that of course is what happened

lol it is. truly :p

i lost my virginaty 26years ago,i found it this morning under the bed

if youre dick falls off in youre hand,did it fall off or did you pull it off

ya really

um when I said sex drugs and Rock&Roll I didn't mention liqour so there will be no drinking, drugs is just pot you can't OD on it and there is no such thing as sex true maybe for you screwing the whores that have all those diseases then it might fall off but not with my girl

Right, because girls never lie about their past. Never.

she was honest about her past and I accepted it man I know that though its not nice to think about she's been with like 12 partners but I also know that she's shown me the test results she got like a week ago and she was very clean

Holy shit, is she trying to repopulate the world? Damn, and at what, 14? It's a shame when girls have to get tested at 14 to be sure they are clean.

first thign she's 15 second its because an ex of hers decided to be a prick and tell her he had AIDS cause according to her bestfriend this guy stalks my girl and thought it would be a good idea to convince her he was dying and that she might to, thats the only reason she had to get tested was t be sure she hadn't gotten AIDS of course after that he admitted that he didn't haev AIDS or anything else

Oh, she's 15? Then that's a whole other story. Sounds like an asshole of an ex, I tells ya. Still.....12 partners at 15?.......Next time on Maury....

Either way, just make sure you send your Quarter Back in with his helmet on. God knows we don't need you reproducing.


Oh, and while you two rabbits are going at it, say "visit all-guitar-chords.com". Why? Because sex sells, my friend.

he is an asshole he's also for the 3 weeks I've been dating her said that he stil loves her and a bunch of bullshit, oh and btw no condoms for me IUD or Shot for my lady so I don't need a helmet for my quarterback is a man

.....3 weeks? Suddenly, I'm not buying her reason for getting tested.

mhm don't be a dick

dontlisten to kids, they only think they have it al figured out
dosent matter what she has done in the past
all that matters is where she is in the future

a wise oldman once told me 'DRIVE FAST AND TAKE CHANCES, JUST DONT FORGET TOO SLOW DOWN FO THE CORNERS"

if you read between the lines it kinda applies to you pusher

I'm just saying it sounds a bit fishy.

I am so stoked known my girl for 6 hours now already mutual oral I have another 4 days

Way to go, buddy.

i lost mine in 84-85 ish ? i was 12-13 yrs old.
it actually was really boring because i was expecting a pornstar to
ride me like a hobby horse when it was more like swirling my pecker
around in a glass of water. you know the old hotdog down the hallway ?
needless to say the next girl i had sex with was like trying to squeak
it into a keyhole and she did one hell of a lassie impersonation from porkys :0

like some of the comments posted beforehand, don't believe everything you
see in porn. the angle comment couldn't be more true as you can seriously
hurt a lady at the wrong angle.

in all seriousness,here is where being a single dad of 3 daughters comes in
lastly what ever you do guys....wrap your junk up before you do the deed!
the last thing that parents want are their kids having kids.

i think ur all disgusting =p

I can't believe this thread is still going.

I can believe it is, the day was Wedneday night, my pelvis wasw nearly shattered experienced extremely powerful girl, by god it was fun

Me neither, but you do know where kids and STD's come form right?

I wonder how it feels like not to be a virgin anymore, lol.
Unlike Che, I'm not a very PROUD virgin. I've been trying to get rid of it for some time now, lol. Actually, I figured it's gonna be really stinky and kinda disgusting(the first time)so I just decided to keep my virginity while I have my hands on her boobs. I mean, on their boobs, lmao...

Mici it is not stinky nor smelly unless your a woman about it, pussy smells good, and dude I am now experienced and I say this out of my knowledge it gets better the more times you do it

Your mom?

j/k.


BTW: Pusher, does your pops know that his little boy is a sexually active little boy?

Also, experienced? Haha, reminds me of this time when this guy I knew was messing around with his dad's firearm in the back yard. Well, I didn't think it was a great idea, so I said, "Maybe you should go put that up before you go Rambo on someone by accident". He said, "Dude, I fired a gun once before, I know what I'm doing!" - He accidentally shot and killed his dog.

my dad can be left out of it considering he's dead, and yeah man experience in sex is different than with firearms just saying I know my way around a female form

lol.

So, who takes care of you? Last I remember, your mom ran off with some lesbo, and your dad was homophobe. Now, he's dead, so who is it?

My mom nearly did she still takes care of me and raises me dude, anyways on a new note how many of you had the girl that took your virginity leave you like a couple days later and break your heart?

Need a shoulder to cry on?

pusher dont need no shoulder
hes a strong youngman
he needs another whore and a box of condoms

Keni, shut the fuck up.

Everyone needs a good cry every once in awhile.

But, maybe he should go find some random whore who looks just like his ex, and fuck her just to prove he don't need his Eh-Heh-HHEEX! BAW!!!

youre a fuckin hippocrit
tell me shut the fuck up and agree
youre kuckin dizzy

Spell Hypocrite correctly, and then I'll listen to you.

yeah I was a little reboundy but no tears dude sex is great but love will be better, and I'm not really looking for a whore I'm just gonna be chill for a while and see what happens

I imagine said whore would look something like this interpretation of Marianne.

Oh, by the way, I did not just randomly find that. I was reading about the concept of Marianne and other national symbols.

Edit: That bastard's looking at you funny, kick his ass John!

uhhh...who is tht? am i sopposed to know them? damn im dumb.