Who"s Performing The Halftime Show Of Super Bowl LII

I present a few last resort propositions for the Cleveland Browns of the NFL. I vote to move the team to Europe, London to be exact. If all goes according to what might transpire with the San Diego Chargers possibly moving to Los Angeles. If that deal goes through there will be too many teams in L.A., so one could replace the Browns in Cleveland. I vote for the Rams. If the Chargers/Raiders would move to Cleveland it would be okay but I like the historical sound of the Cleveland Rams. Another scenario is the Cleveland Browns moving to St. Louis, again harking back to NFL history lore. One more scenario, is the Jacksonville Jaguars moving to Cleveland, which is probably alright. A name change could/should occur if that were to happened. All of these possible moves are probably as likely as the Cleveland Browns consolidating with the Cincinnati Bengals, which is about as plausible as retracting both teams, respectively. It's too bad it won't ever happen, as that would be stating retracting an NFL team is the answer to competitive balance.

Nah, we'll just keep on keeping on, like build a real young team through the draft (think 2000's), then build a real old team with free agency, then starting over with another real young team, draft another first round QB (every other year), keep the uniforms pretty much the same, except for fake retro unis (instead of updating and accurate retro unis) and paying too much respect to Pittsburgh, Baltimore and Cincinnati. Throw in the no unique/minor renovations or even plans for expanding the live experience at the stadium for good measure.

Stop right there yous bros! Tha problem wit yous two are that yous make too much sense! 1+{1}=2 for ya, OP and 1+{1}=2 for ya.........SP
Wait, Wait yous two is pullin' ma chain, yous is the same dudes < act of pulling hair out with both hands >!