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Here are some random thoughts I had last night
They say that all humans are female before they start to develop inside the uterus. If my family knew this tid bit of information, they would understand why I laugh uncontrollably whenever my uncle Carolyn says "I feel like my old self".
I wonder what it would be like if Americans were the terrorists, and the Islamic extremists were the Civilized folks. "FOR ALLAH! LALALALALALALA!...*chicka*......*chicka*.......Umm....anyone got the number for tech-support?".
Tech-Support is pretty cool, too. Only thing wrong with it is the things we DON'T have tech-support for. I'd like to see a tech-support for women created, that way guys could finally understand what's up with their women. Although, It would be kind of awkward if a wife-beater called PC Tech-Support by accident. "Hello, tech-support? Yeah, I'm my woman keeps making this really annoying noise. I tried hitting her, but she just reboots...".
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Haha dude, your awesome
The only thing I was thinking about last night was when I was going to do the three essays i have due this week... |
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Dude, that sucks. |
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Thread . Must be deleted |
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haha yes that is very random! |
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Nightmare says: Thread . Must be deleted
Uh oh, Hitler's back from the dead! WARN THE JEWS! |
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can that topic please be DELETED!!!! |
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No. |
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why should it be deleted its in general chat?
and this is pretty general
and funny =D |
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Our friend Nightmare is listing his country of origin as Lebanon.
Perhaps you have offended him or his religion.....
from Wikipedia: Islam in Lebanon is divided between four Muslim sects; Shiites, Sunnis, Alawites, and Ismailis including the Druze. All but Ismailis enjoy proportional representation in parliament.
I'm sure AmBrit meant no offense to you personally Nightmare, but of course he can speak for himself.
Peace
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Our friend Nightmare is listing his country of origin as Lebanon.
Perhaps you have offended him or his religion.....
exactly, i tried not to say so, but u totally offended me but i dont blame u for two thing. one is that u didnt know that i'm a muslim, and second is that u have a negative understanding of islam cause some people THINK THAT THEY ARE MUSLIMS and kill innocent people in their own land...but islam doesnt say that u cant kill someone who done nothing to u and suicide is not permitted.. plus phip i'm not from lebanon(not lebanese) i just live in lebanon |
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@Nightmare,
Yeah, i figured it was something like that. How long have you lived in Lebanon?
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since i was 8, ten years ago |
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lool a major mistake
but islam doesnt say that u cant kill someone who done nothing to u and suicide is not permitted..
its "can" not "cant"
another one "two things" not "thing" |
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I said Islamic EXTREMISTS. If you are an extremist, then I'm glad to have offended you.
I wasn't saying that all Muslims are bad people. There are bad people in EVERY religion, culture, country, etc.
I do think it's rather odd that you got offended when I was talking about the extremists, though. I mean, if you don't see yourself and others around you as being like them, then why get offended? Has nothing to do with you. |
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I said Islamic EXTREMISTS. If you are an extremist, then I'm glad to have offended you.
lsn i never offended u okay?! extremists or not they are all muslims.. so u owe my an apology or just ask for the topic to be deleted. |
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Skold, you did sort of generalize. According to your comment, it is reasonable to think of Islamic people when you think of terrorists... and although that is common because of recent world events, there have been many different terrorist groups from different parts of the world, and within the same country as you and me.
That said, I don't think that Nightmare has the right to be offended when a comment like yours can obviously be misunderstood so easily. After all, the joke was obviously more focused on getting a punchline out rather than being a prejudice joke.
If none of that made sense I just stayed up all night because I couldn't sleep - and now I need go college. Unlucky me. |
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Nightmare says: extremists or not they are all muslims
So? Just because they are muslim doesn't mean they are automatically good people.
I wasn't generalizing at all. I chose the Islamic Extremists because that's what America has mainly been dealing with these past some odd years. I didn't say Muslims are bad people. Good lord, I didn't even say EXTREMISTS are bad people. I also find it odd that you, Nightmare, are generalizing more than I (which I'm not). Muslims, Extremists? Whatever, same thing (according to your words).
I don't owe you an apology because I have nothing to apologize for.
I still don't see why you are even offended. It's not like I said "Freakin muslims. Always gotta be blowin people up and everything!". The joke was not about Muslims who are good, it was about the Extremists who think it's ok to fly airliners into buildings, killing thousands of people. It was talking about Extremists who think that it's perfectly fine to murder innocent men, women, and children with bombs.
And if you support those sick freaks by simply saying "They're muslim too, so it's A-OK!", then it's YOU who is offensive. |
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Back on topic.
Here's another random thought I had.
Ever hear a woman say, "Uggh, just so many things, you know what I mean?", to which you reply, "What do you mean? What's up?", and then she replies with, "It's nothing, forget about it..."?
Apparently, women can't decide if they want to tell you, or if they don't. This can become quite frustrating to the man who seeks to help the young lady with her problem(s).
You try to help, and lend an ear, but they just don't take the bait. They bring the subject up, but they don't wish to make a conversation out of it. It's like they have some sort of new type of tourettes that causes them to shout out the problems they have going on in their lives.
"Hey, what's upMY BOYFRIEND BEATS ME! Oh, so sorry, It's my tourettes!"
Lady, you don't have tourettes, you have attention whorism.
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ya ya okay i got ur point, but i meant that u are generalizing muslims extremists, cause u think all extremists are like that,but no theyre not even like that,cause if they were extremists they shouldnt do all that stuff cause its wrong in islam... in other words, like a preist for example isnt he an extremist? u dont call him that but he is.. anyways i knew what u meant or who meant.. "It was talking about Extremists who think that it's perfectly fine to murder innocent men, women, and children with bombs."Brit... well dont u think the same happens in iraq?!. and thats wrong though, islams tells u even it was a war u shouldnt kill innocent children and women but thats not our point now so dont open a new topic about iraq or sumtin.. so u made ur point clear u didnt offened me and u dont hv to apologize but u had a wrong understanding about extremists but i knew what u meant exactly, anyways its not the muslims extremists thing that pissed me off its the saracasim about god, and i already explain it to u allah means god, the god we both worship.
make it ur last post, cause i dun wanna talk about this anymore
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TheAmericanBrit |
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No. I worship Jesus Christ. Don't you ever tell me who I worship. Ever.
I will never call God "Allah".
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ah im sorry i thought u worship god and jesus is his son or sumtin like that.. jesus for us is a prophet |
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I understand that. Therefore, we do not worship the same God.
My wish for you is that you experience the awesome power of The Holy Spirit someday.
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i have like alot of questions to ask u but i just wanna close the religon topic now. |
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Who's up for a laugh now?
Religion should not be spoken about on a guitar forum. As everyone already knows; it causes too many arguments. We are who we are, and discussions on here will not change anyone's opinion on their own religion... people will stay with their own faith, sure that they are right. The discussion cannot change anyone's mind. Especially on a matter like this.
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TheAmericanBrit |
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True.
Back to what we were talking about.
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Well, you did say if they were the civilized folk at the same time, as if you were saying only you Americans are and he's not. Just keep jokes like that out of bounds is my opinion. Let's just forget about it . |
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You think people flying planes into buildings killing thousands of innocent are civilized? Again I say, I was talking about the extremists - Not ALL Muslims. |
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Ok, Ok back on topic.....
Now, isn't that better?
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MUCH! Thank you, Phip! |
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Now Heather,
Don't take this personally. it's not aimed at you. i just thought it was funny. I'm sorry already and i haven't even posted it yet. Stop laughing skold!
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lol |
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Nice one, Phippy! |
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ouch! |
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well u could stand back lol |
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sure, if it was a short as yours we could. but that room is only maybe 6 feet wide (ah, that's approx 2 meters for my european friends). Now what batman?
LOLOLOLOLOL
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